BONNIE Ain't you ashamed? Tryin' to steal an old lady's automobile. CLYDE I been thinkin' about buyin' me one. BONNIE Bull. You ain't got money for dinner, let alone buy no car. CLYDE Now I got enough money for cokes, and since it don't look like you're gonna invite me inside-- BONNIE You'd steal the dining room table if I did. CLYDE Come to town with me, then. How'd that be? BONNIE Goin' to work anyway.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Attack of the 50 ft. Woman

How long did you think I could have a blog without posting some of my shitty poetry? I think he's holdin out pretty good so far.


Marianne Faithfull said...

I give you two more weeks

Gentle Annie said...

Oh, and I don't think I can wait that long.