BONNIE Ain't you ashamed? Tryin' to steal an old lady's automobile. CLYDE I been thinkin' about buyin' me one. BONNIE Bull. You ain't got money for dinner, let alone buy no car. CLYDE Now I got enough money for cokes, and since it don't look like you're gonna invite me inside-- BONNIE You'd steal the dining room table if I did. CLYDE Come to town with me, then. How'd that be? BONNIE Goin' to work anyway.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The many faces of John Lennon #3

Some MARIJUANA........If you got some.
#3 John Lennon -- Wizard
Did you hear the story about the father who bought his son an original John Lennon sketch because he was being bullied at school for wearing glasses. The father said, "John Lennon wore glasses and he was one of the coolest people ever, kissy kissy mwah mwah". What the misinformed self-professed Lennon expert failed to mention was that John Lennon didn't wear glasses when he was a kid. He preferred not being able to see to looking like a cunt. And with the 13,000 pounds spent on the sketch, contacts may have been a cheaper option.
And listen to Holiday by Weezer. The shittiest Jack Kerouac reference I've ever heard.

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